Medicine And Haircare Enthusiasts Pillows

'I happened to swallow a bottle of Rogaine!'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Sheep In Curlers

Curling your hair for no reason

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Square Cut

Missing my hair.

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'More hair than brains.'

The barber

Hairstyles

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"Fashion over function!"

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'