Medication Trendsetter Gifts

Raw food, after you leave for work.

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

Too Skinny, Too Fat

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

"Just remember one thing. You wouldn't have your artificial intelligence without my actual intelligence."

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

'It won't take bitcoins.'

'YESTERDAY was tie down, sleeves up...today is tie up, sleeves down!'

'We've replaced you with an app.'

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

It seemed to Elsa that the advertising pop-ups become more and more intrusive day by day...

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

A Macaroni in 1773

Paleo-to-go

'Terrific commercial. I'm sold. You'll start on that medicine immediately.'

"I don't know why you have to upgrade your mobile every five minutes."

When handing radiology over to artificial intelligence sounds appealing.

'As it turns out, going 'green' will cost a lot of green.'

'When I gave you, a 77-year-old man, a medication to reverse the aging process, I should have limited the time you should take it'!

'I'm going to prescribe a new diabetic medication. It's a bit costly. I'll start you off with fifty dollars a week.'

"It's all on this flash drive. Colors, sizes. . ."

'It has my horoscope, heart rate and cholesterol level...but I'm sorry, I don't have the time.'

"It took a few days to get used to the new Gmail - I guess we'll get used to this."