Medication Trendsetter Mugs

'I was taking Ritalin long before it became trendy.'

Raw food, after you leave for work.

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

Too Skinny, Too Fat

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

Facebook in the Boxing Ring

"Just remember one thing. You wouldn't have your artificial intelligence without my actual intelligence."

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

Mega Pharmaceuticals Legal Dept. What if we claim a generic knockoff of our miracle drug is blasphemous?

'It won't take bitcoins.'

'YESTERDAY was tie down, sleeves up...today is tie up, sleeves down!'

'We've replaced you with an app.'

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

It seemed to Elsa that the advertising pop-ups become more and more intrusive day by day...

Paleo-to-go

A Macaroni in 1773

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

'Terrific commercial. I'm sold. You'll start on that medicine immediately.'

"I don't know why you have to upgrade your mobile every five minutes."

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

When handing radiology over to artificial intelligence sounds appealing.

'As it turns out, going 'green' will cost a lot of green.'

'When I gave you, a 77-year-old man, a medication to reverse the aging process, I should have limited the time you should take it'!

'Stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a state of mind that can be treated with pharmaceuticals.'

'It has my horoscope, heart rate and cholesterol level...but I'm sorry, I don't have the time.'

"It's all on this flash drive. Colors, sizes. . ."