Medical Trendsetter Mugs

'This will mean a great deal to my career, Mr. Ferguson -- yours will be the first case reported outside Zimbabwe!'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Raw food, after you leave for work.

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

Too Skinny, Too Fat

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

The Design Artiste

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

"Just remember one thing. You wouldn't have your artificial intelligence without my actual intelligence."

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.