Medical Trendsetter T-Shirts

'This will mean a great deal to my career, Mr. Ferguson -- yours will be the first case reported outside Zimbabwe!'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Raw food, after you leave for work.

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Mac OS 20

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

The Design Artiste

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

Too Skinny, Too Fat

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

Facebook in the Boxing Ring

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

You Shouldn't Have

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.

"This update includes minor improvements."