Medical Treatment Recovery Mugs

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Spa

Be Healthy

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

Social distancing

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"Let's consider an early dive."

Cardiac Recovery.

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Vlad the Inhaler

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

I should probably get out more.

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"He should be up and complaining in no time."