Medical Treatment Recovery Prints

"We're almost finished with your radiation treatment. Just lie still and mvoe the Cup-A-Soup a little to your right."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Spa

Be Healthy

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

Social distancing

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"Let's consider an early dive."

Vlad the Inhaler

Cardiac Recovery.

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

I should probably get out more.

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'