Receiving Treatment Mugs

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Large Emoticon Collider

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

Emotional Support Pest

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

'Good news, Mr. Blume! Your condition isn't serious - just expensive.'

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

'My work-lifestyle balance is shot, I'm either working or I'm dead!'

Pastor to couple: 'It is more blessed to forgive than to receive.'

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

'You can't keep rescuing him. If he really wants help, book him an appointment.'

"I'm in for observation."

'Dinner in tumble dryer - gone to see therapist!'

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

Flo discovered that one of the perks of cancer was that even reluctant friends were willing to give her foot massages,

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

Flo discovered that one perk of cancer is that people treat her like a queen.

"I'm used to him finishing my sentences, but now he starts them, too."

I like a lot of witnesses around.

"After Harry was gone I started decorating the house as a distraction. It was around the time I was wallpapering the driveway that I thought I should seek grief counseling."

Bog of depression.....'Can I come in ?'