Medical Tourist Gifts

"Two weeks in France with a cataract operation, no problem."

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

'Time for your pills.'

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Parts Department

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Doctors

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

Infected Macron

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

'Urology...can you hold?'

'I'm having my colon checked.'

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

Hell's Angels

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

'Thanks for leaving that sponge in me, Doc. Now I can drink twice as much wine.'

"This feels so familiar."

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."