Medical Tourist Gifts

"Two weeks in France with a cataract operation, no problem."

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

'Time for your pills.'

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Parts Department

Doctors

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

Infected Macron

'Urology...can you hold?'

'I'm having my colon checked.'

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

Hell's Angels

'Thanks for leaving that sponge in me, Doc. Now I can drink twice as much wine.'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

'Howard, I wish you'd stop bring your work home with you.'