Medical School Acceptance Pillows

Even medical students sometimes have to repeat a year.

'Your penmanship is much too legible. Try writing with your other hand.'

"I'm studying to become a quack!"

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

'My Reginald made an important step towards becoming a successful doctor. He won the school Golf tournament.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

The MBA Draft

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.'

'What's holding him up?'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

En garde!

"Gross."

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

"Turn your head and cough."

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?"

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"