Going To Med School Pillows

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Happy Birthday to you.

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.'

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

"Gross."

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'Pardon me, Doctor; but exactly where did you study anaesthesiology?'

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

'I would have come to you sooner, but you hadn't graduated from medical school yet.'

'A woman obsetrician! What do women know about that sort of thing?'

"This is a teaching hospital."

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

"To be honest, most of our work involves reassuring patients until nature cures them..."

Med School Mascots.

"When they said they were bringing in students I thought they meant MEDICAL students."

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

Anatomy.

'Underpaid, overworked, stressed and sick of criticism...still enough of my problems do you still need the toilet?'

'Come into the examination room. I want to practice.'

"Hi! My name is Kevin, and I'll be your doctor today."