Medical School Application Pillows

'I'm afraid we can't accept you as a medical student, your handwriting is far too legible. '

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Physician tending a mummy.

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

'Another football scholarship offer?'

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

Providing Healthcare For All

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.