Medical Procedure Veteran Gifts

"The stress test was waiting for me for hours."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"Postwar is hell."

Military Medals

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I was in the catering corps.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

'Forget what?'

UNFADED GLORY

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

Kamikaze Colour

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

Look on the bright side...they'll probably name a disease after you.

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker.

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Veterans Day US

'There's nothing wrong with him-just delusions of glandular.'

'It's just that, when you asked me if I fancied a pint down the Legion...'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

This time...War on Terrorism.

Television guests' essentials in November.