Healthcare Veteran Gifts

'Will I ever be able to totally ignore my health care again?'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"Postwar is hell."

Military Medals

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"He just said his first word!"

Coronavirus Waves

'I was in the catering corps.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

"The president is awarding the Medal of Honor to 24 Army veterans...whose heroism and gallantry were overlooked because of their race or ethnicity."

'Forget what?'

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

Vaccine Spring

UNFADED GLORY

Kamikaze Colour

You can relax now.

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

Veterans Day US

'It's just that, when you asked me if I fancied a pint down the Legion...'

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

'There's nothing wrong with him-just delusions of glandular.'