Medical Oddities Collector Gifts

X-ray of man with trash can in stomach.

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'Please enter your pin now.'

"You have a heart murmur and I'm starting to hear your liver and kidneys complain."

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

Elephant walking out of urologist office carrying 2 peanuts in jar.

The Old Curiosity Shop

Medical Curiosities

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

Doctor consulting a textbook.

"Hi! My name is Kevin, and I'll be your doctor today."

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

Unnatural History Museum

"It's a straightforward operation, but there can be complications such as; growing wings and wearing a halo."

'My speciality is referring patients to the right specialist.'

'Angiogram.'

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

"Oh, those aren't my diplomas – they're my medical malpractice attorney's."

Hospital. Does your foot fall asleep in that position? On the contrary, it was up all night.

"Can I suggest a hoarder's house? It's perfect for a young family of rats to move in and share with the current owner..."

Drunken Dis-orderly

Igor leaves an I.O.U. after stealing a brain.

'I'm going to exaggerate the seriousness of your illness...It'll make you feel better.'

'Disease is inevitable. My advice is to find an illness you can live with...'

'Your breathing test results would be normal ... if you were 3'8' and 150 years old.'