Medical Oddities Collector T-Shirts

X-ray of man with trash can in stomach.

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

"You have a heart murmur and I'm starting to hear your liver and kidneys complain."

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

The Old Curiosity Shop

"Hi! My name is Kevin, and I'll be your doctor today."

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

Doctor consulting a textbook.

Unnatural History Museum

Medical Curiosities

"It's a straightforward operation, but there can be complications such as; growing wings and wearing a halo."

'My speciality is referring patients to the right specialist.'

'Angiogram.'

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

'Disease is inevitable. My advice is to find an illness you can live with...'

Drunken Dis-orderly

"Can I suggest a hoarder's house? It's perfect for a young family of rats to move in and share with the current owner..."

"Oh, those aren't my diplomas – they're my medical malpractice attorney's."

'I'm going to exaggerate the seriousness of your illness...It'll make you feel better.'

'Your breathing test results would be normal ... if you were 3'8' and 150 years old.'

"Your heart is OK, but after all the tests we ran, your bank may need a transplant."