Medical Oddities Collectors T-Shirts

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

The Old Curiosity Shop

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

Doctor consulting a textbook.

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"Hi! My name is Kevin, and I'll be your doctor today."

Unnatural History Museum

'My speciality is referring patients to the right specialist.'

'Angiogram.'

'Disease is inevitable. My advice is to find an illness you can live with...'

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

Drunken Dis-orderly

"Can I suggest a hoarder's house? It's perfect for a young family of rats to move in and share with the current owner..."

'Your breathing test results would be normal ... if you were 3'8' and 150 years old.'

"He's taking selfies again. More anesthesia!"

"You'll be pleased to know you're making good progress - you've just become a statistic."

"Oh, him? I have him write out all of my prescriptions for me!"

Own a piece of history - floodwaters

"Call me old fashioned, but I prefer the pre-covid version of playing doctors and nurses."

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

The Discovery of the Principle of the Parachute during a landslip in the Apennines

'I'm afraid neither your insurance nor your immune system will cover it.'