Medical Oddities Collectors T-Shirts

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

'Please enter your pin now.'

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

Elephant walking out of urologist office carrying 2 peanuts in jar.

The Old Curiosity Shop

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

"Hi! My name is Kevin, and I'll be your doctor today."

Doctor consulting a textbook.

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

Unnatural History Museum

'Angiogram.'

'My speciality is referring patients to the right specialist.'

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

"Can I suggest a hoarder's house? It's perfect for a young family of rats to move in and share with the current owner..."

Igor leaves an I.O.U. after stealing a brain.

'Disease is inevitable. My advice is to find an illness you can live with...'

Drunken Dis-orderly

'Your breathing test results would be normal ... if you were 3'8' and 150 years old.'

"He's taking selfies again. More anesthesia!"

"You'll be pleased to know you're making good progress - you've just become a statistic."

"Oh, him? I have him write out all of my prescriptions for me!"

Own a piece of history - floodwaters

"Call me old fashioned, but I prefer the pre-covid version of playing doctors and nurses."

You need a knee replacement -- We'll put in an actual spring in your step!

The Discovery of the Principle of the Parachute during a landslip in the Apennines

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

'What the... there's the gold earring I lost when we did his triple bypass four years ago.'