Medical Monitor Maven Pillows

'He can sit there and watch his heart rate monitor for hours.'

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"That's a big fat lie!"

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

Man carrying his boss.

Look on the bright side...they'll probably name a disease after you.

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

The Canary in the Coal Mine

The end is near

"Despite years of management training john still found it difficult to give negative feedback."

The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker.

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'