Medical Malady Enthusiast Gifts

'Put back his DNA.'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"I'll be fielding any questions you may have and my assistant, Carol, will be googling the answer."

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Parts Department

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Doctors

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

'Urology...can you hold?'

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

'Do you want the pill, the suppository, the patch, or the app?'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

Hell's Angels