Medical Journey T-Shirts

Man walking past the offices of the medical practitioners needed throughout the course of life.

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

Ed finally had to admit that his body was less of a temple and more of a worn-out parish church with a bouncy castle out front.

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

Attack of the 'health' foods

"I’d like to return my Fitbit—It won’t stop calling me a lazy piece of sh*t."

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in school.'

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'The doctors ruled out a remarkable recovery. You'll get better, they just don't think it'll be all that remarkable.'

"And as if that wasn't bad enough. They've discovered that I'm allergic to bandages!"

Exercising in Confinement

Woman and scales.

'I want you to slow down, and that includes fast food.'

'What we have here is a hostage situation - There's a thin person inside you screaming to get out.'

Brain and heart sweep away the negative

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

I only weigh 95 kilograms...That's 210...in pounds!

'Popcorn, carrot cake, and potato chips do not count as three servings of vegetables.'

"Good news! It's only cancer."

No. 83 In A Series OF Extraordinary Unlikely Events.

"Hello, A and E, which department do you need, stabbing, shooting or general GBH?"

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

When I said to take a little regular exercise I didn't mean coming to see me every day.