Healthcare Journey T-Shirts

"Good news! It's only cancer."

Selfie with death

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

Dieting Motivation.

Men's Health Screenings.

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

"I’d like to return my Fitbit—It won’t stop calling me a lazy piece of sh*t."

Ed finally had to admit that his body was less of a temple and more of a worn-out parish church with a bouncy castle out front.

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

Attack of the 'health' foods

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in school.'

Exploring Healthcare Careers

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

'To show support for Daddy's low cholesterol diet, we'll all be eating porridge for breakfast.'

'I want you to slow down, and that includes fast food.'

Woman and scales.

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

I only weigh 95 kilograms...That's 210...in pounds!