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"Reimbursements are still shrinking - billing sent us the latest payment to read."

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.

"Your test results are back. We're going to have to remove your appendix and your wallet."

Shares Nosedive

NHS notice - This is a bring your own bed hospital

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

The euro as a monster

"I'm sorry, Mr Percival, but what you've got is not economically treatable."

"I'm going out to keep consumer spending in line with Wall Street expectations."

'Honey, I swear, I wasn't out wallstreeting!'

'There's only one side effect from this medication. It starts when you don't pay my bill!'

'Greenspan was back for a guest appearance. He didn't say it's gonna be a bear market. He said it's a beware market!'

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

"Is this an upturn or another calm before the storm?"

'And in today's health market - coffee is up, fats are mixed, and sugar continues its downward slide.'

R. Dough, M.D. - Eye, Ear, Nose, Throat & Big Pharma Stock.

'Your wealth is no longer on paper. It's in cyberspace.'

'Charles, I want you to meet Joel. You have lots in common. He also thinks he knows how to time the market.'

2022

Cyprus - banks reopen.

'And this is our research staff: Brad covers autos, Cathie covers Big Pharma, and Keith knows heavy metals.'

'We're returning to a more traditional form of banking.'

I think you're taking your hydration too far

"The annuities market is in turmoil..."

'Give it to me straight, Mr. Tomano. . .can you pay me?'

'When does the plaster come off?'

"Try this – I just bought a hundred shares."

"Don't worry, I won't jump. I just came out here to smoke a big smelly cigar."

'I was made redundant as Head of Nursing...now I'm in charge of nursing!'

'The Stock Market rose sharply today, and everybody got a nosebleed.'

'I would like to see you lower the numbers on your blood pressure, cholesterol and delinquent doctor bills.'