Medical Finance Follower Mugs

"Reimbursements are still shrinking - billing sent us the latest payment to read."

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.

"Your test results are back. We're going to have to remove your appendix and your wallet."

Shares Nosedive

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

NHS notice - This is a bring your own bed hospital

The euro as a monster

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

"But Doctor - will the government pay for Ferris Buelleritis?"

"I'm sorry, Mr Percival, but what you've got is not economically treatable."

"I'm going out to keep consumer spending in line with Wall Street expectations."

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

'There's only one side effect from this medication. It starts when you don't pay my bill!'

'Greenspan was back for a guest appearance. He didn't say it's gonna be a bear market. He said it's a beware market!'

'Honey, I swear, I wasn't out wallstreeting!'

"Is this an upturn or another calm before the storm?"

R. Dough, M.D. - Eye, Ear, Nose, Throat & Big Pharma Stock.

'And in today's health market - coffee is up, fats are mixed, and sugar continues its downward slide.'

'Lady G., I think you should know ol' Warren B.'s holding period is forever.'

'Your wealth is no longer on paper. It's in cyberspace.'

'Charles, I want you to meet Joel. You have lots in common. He also thinks he knows how to time the market.'

Cyprus - banks reopen.

2022

'And this is our research staff: Brad covers autos, Cathie covers Big Pharma, and Keith knows heavy metals.'

'We're returning to a more traditional form of banking.'

I think you're taking your hydration too far

"The annuities market is in turmoil..."

'When does the plaster come off?'

'Give it to me straight, Mr. Tomano. . .can you pay me?'

"Try this – I just bought a hundred shares."

'I was made redundant as Head of Nursing...now I'm in charge of nursing!'

"Don't worry, I won't jump. I just came out here to smoke a big smelly cigar."

'The Stock Market rose sharply today, and everybody got a nosebleed.'