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'Greenspan was back for a guest appearance. He didn't say it's gonna be a bear market. He said it's a beware market!'

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

European currency on the edge.

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Economy - USA.

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

What do you suggest we do about this?

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

Standard & Poor

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

'This graph may need some explaining...'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

'You go without me. I'm feeling a little down today.'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'And this just in from the stock market... buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy!'

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

"Good news on Wall Street today"

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