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"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

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'Your prescription is ready. How would you like to finance it?'

'Well, Mr. Harris, I'm afraid you simply care too much. You have compassion fatigue.'

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

'I have to charge a lot for an office visit. How do you think I pay for MY health insurance?'

"It's little Pharma. Want some baby aspirin?"

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"

"You'll be out of here before you know it. Our auditor just went over your financial situation."

Health Foods

'He only has six weeks to live, so make sure his bill is due at the end of the month.'

'When will they come out in papyrus-back?'

"Recovery involves elements of faith. So let's pray my billing service, this hospital and your insurance provider all work smoothly together."

'Our trials show that the new drug performs no better than placebo.'

"We need a product that works like aspirin, but is a lot more expensive to buy."

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'And in today's health market - coffee is up, fats are mixed, and sugar continues its downward slide.'

"Feel free to imagine you might have any of the conditions you read about in the magazines."

"Our integrated approach to medicine skillfully combines an array of holistic alternative treatments with a sophisticated computerized billing service."

Medical School Graduations.

'Well here's the problem. #AB5 is a Nuclear Missile. # AB6 is a box of surgical gloves.'

"It's an experimental drug...we're experimenting to see if your health care insurer pays for it."

'And this is our research staff: Brad covers autos, Cathie covers Big Pharma, and Keith knows heavy metals.'

"Reimbursements are still shrinking - billing sent us the latest payment to read."

"They just can't cure the common cold...thank God!"

"Now I'll pass on to Daphne and the latest conspiracy theories!"

'Your latest test results indicate you should accelerate your payments to us.'

I think you're taking your hydration too far

The Impact of the Blockade on Cuba.

"In health news, everything you thought was good for you is now bad for you."

Nurse. It's from your insurance company -- A "Get well-final notice" card.

'I can assure you that the funding crisis in the NHS has been much exaggerated.'

'Your HMO has approved your surgery, but they want you to see the photos of two people they had to lay off as a result.'