Medical Ethics Professional Pillows

'Good morning, Mr. Lumb, we've got you down for no consent euthanasia today.'

Ethics exam cheater.

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

Doctors Discussion

'We're getting back to first principles...which means we're going to have some.'

These drug will cost you an arm and a leg...the good news is, my wife and I own stock in the company that makes them.

'Now you see, that's EXACTLY what we should try to avoid here.'

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

Anonymous Donations

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

Stethoscope line.

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

'A doctor in the hospital's basement agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug its ailing furnace.'

'It says take all your medication - if you can afford it.'

Man losing his honesty

Euthanasia Clinic

NHS targets

"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."

"Poverty is a social disease and it's not covered by your health insurance"

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

'He's testing my Hippocratic Oath. He wors for the IRS.'

'Someone calling himself a bio-ethicist is here to see you.'

"So, Heep...have you any excuse for your appalling behaviour?"

'Don't worry, I haven't sued any patients. I got the J.D. as a deterrent to lawsuits!'

'Yes we can cure you - but the bigger problem now is: can you afford it?'

Moral Values for Dummies

The ethics professor weeding his garden.

"Well, yes, I suppose I could explain the test results in 'plain English' — but then you'd know how sick you are."

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."