Medical Ethics Professional Prints

'Good morning, Mr. Lumb, we've got you down for no consent euthanasia today.'

Ethics exam cheater.

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

'We're getting back to first principles...which means we're going to have some.'

Doctors Discussion

These drug will cost you an arm and a leg...the good news is, my wife and I own stock in the company that makes them.

'Now you see, that's EXACTLY what we should try to avoid here.'

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

Anonymous Donations

Memory Content is King

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

Stethoscope line.

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

'A doctor in the hospital's basement agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug its ailing furnace.'

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

NHS targets

'It says take all your medication - if you can afford it.'

National Security Agency. "The unexamined life is not worth living." Entrance. I doubt they mean that in the same way Socrates did!

"Poverty is a social disease and it's not covered by your health insurance"

Euthanasia Clinic

"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."

Man losing his honesty

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

'He's testing my Hippocratic Oath. He wors for the IRS.'

"So, Heep...have you any excuse for your appalling behaviour?"

'Someone calling himself a bio-ethicist is here to see you.'

'Don't worry, I haven't sued any patients. I got the J.D. as a deterrent to lawsuits!'

'Yes we can cure you - but the bigger problem now is: can you afford it?'

Moral Values for Dummies

The ethics professor weeding his garden.

"Well, yes, I suppose I could explain the test results in 'plain English' — but then you'd know how sick you are."