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"No, you can't just pay for the square inch where you were treated - Dr. Larkin charges by the foot."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

'Actually, the entire novel is a metaphor of me getting rich from the movie rights.'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"I'm leaning towards cake as the new global currency...but are you sure these are our best options?"

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

Doctor to man: 'You'll need to empty your pockets. For symbolic purposes, let's start with your wallet.'

Meower...Mate...Model...Muse.

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

New You Plastic Surgery. That's right, doctor, I gave her the bill and her nose went right out of joint again.

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

'My financial philosophy is a cross between Harry Truman's 'the buck stops here,' and Ronald Reagan's 'trickle down.' It's 'the trickle down stops here.''

"You have a mouse named Juliet."

'Yes, we can run a few tests if you insist. But, I'm pretty sure that my initial diagnosis is correct.'

"Move over! - I just got the bill!"

"Hey, hon - they published my article."

"I've renewed your prescription as the medication doesn't seem to be causing any side effects."

Bar & Grille 6-7pm: 'Money can't buy happiness' hour.

"Money doesn't buy happiness. So instead of positive investment return, I'm giving you an antidepressant."

I may not have made any sales this quarter but I also haven't prevented and sales.

'The pound of cure is available as a generic but the ounce of prevention is by prescription only.'

Hospital services: Uninsured Care.

'According to the bottle, these are 24-hour pain reliever pills that will kill pain before you realize you're feeling pain, and. . .'

'I did everything I could, but I'm still only going to make about $40,000 on this operation.'