Medical Advances Admirer Gifts

"The good news is, with gene therapy, it's now possible to grow back legs."

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'That's the diagnosis of my diagnostic desktop. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my diagnostic tablet.'

Parts Department

Alexander Fleming

Doctors

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'Urology...can you hold?'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

"This feels so familiar."

'Howard, I wish you'd stop bring your work home with you.'

"It appears you have a virus."

"I can't find the instructions."

"And now to check the patient's reflexes."

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

Three Parent Baby

'Isn't medical progress marvellous? If we'd been sat here a hundred years ago, we'd be dead by now!'

Hamster on dialysis machine 'In my day we'd have had him put down.'

'In simple terms, bacterial infections can be treated with anti-biotics such as penicillin - whereas a virus is something yur computer gets.'