Medical Anomaly Admirer Gifts

"Bad news: I think I'm having a heart attack. Good news: I'm no longer having an anxiety attack."

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Parts Department

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

Doctors

Alexander Fleming

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

'Urology...can you hold?'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

"The good news is, with gene therapy, it's now possible to grow back legs."

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

"And now to check the patient's reflexes."

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

"I can't find the instructions."

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

"It appears you have a virus."

'Howard, I wish you'd stop bring your work home with you.'

"This feels so familiar."

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

Hamster on dialysis machine 'In my day we'd have had him put down.'

'Isn't medical progress marvellous? If we'd been sat here a hundred years ago, we'd be dead by now!'

'In simple terms, bacterial infections can be treated with anti-biotics such as penicillin - whereas a virus is something yur computer gets.'

Nothing like a Valentine from my boyfriend David... the cardiologist.