"Why can't newspapers run more good-news stories?"
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"Before counsel make their final summations, we're going to take some calls from across the country."
Where does the news come from? And where does fake news come from?
Erdogan.
'Your honor, I move that we have a change of venue. Pretrial publicity has made it impossible for us to get high ratings in this county.'
Soldiers discuss where they're going next - Kinar, Waziristan or after Fox News.
power of press
The Sword and the Rupert Stone
Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.
"Ahh!! What are these people waiting for?!! Don't they know we've had this story ready for weeks?!!"
Unprofessional Journalists.
The Mighty Wotizzit?! Part 2
News of the World
'Miss Grimshaw, call maintenance - all sorts of slimy creatures are coming out of the woodwork!'
Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born
"Some other news, China declares war on Peru, ISIS blows up the pyramids and the pope resigns. Now back to more comments from David Bowie fans."
"Do I have to answer that? I wanted to sell all this stuff to the tabloids!"
Instant Paparazzi Photographs
The Mighty Wotizzit?! Part 17
I'm Andy Cooperman, CNM News, with a breaking story. This is chaos. Madness. What went wrong? Can we recover? What? How? Where? When? Why? I tripped and spilled a cup of coffee. Then I cleaned it up. This reporter has never seen anything like it. 24-hour news gets a little desperate when there's a lull in actual crises. Let's go to our experts. It's apocalyptic.
I've decided not to come clean. I've decided not to reveal who told me that Mitch McConnell has a crush on Dr. Pimple Popper. And why not? Why take such a principled stand? 'Cause he get more dough for his book deal to reveal the name later. He's got values.
If We Learn Geography, the Terrorists Win
Another Media Darling Bites the Dust
I Hate You, Please Don't Leave Me
It Could Never Happen Here
News for Sale
Print Suicide
How We Got Here
Blameless
The Truth is Disqualified
Such Terrible News...and Such Small Portions
Kill Me
Trial by Media
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."
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