Digital Media Specialist T-Shirts

'It's all been digitized and put on DVDs.'

Terrorism Recruitment

Lost job due to downloads. Please help.

Trial by Media

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Hate Platforms

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Squeezing the Free Press.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Gay Times...

If nobody had invented graphics

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'Bring out yer books!'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Cellphone Islands

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Digital Fomo!

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."