Digital Media Specialist T-Shirts

'It's all been digitized and put on DVDs.'

Terrorism Recruitment

Lost job due to downloads. Please help.

Trial by Media

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Hate Platforms

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Squeezing the Free Press.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

If nobody had invented graphics

Gay Times...

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'Bring out yer books!'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Digital Fomo!

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

Cellphone Islands

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'