Media Professionals Mugs

"Why can't newspapers run more good-news stories?"

"Before counsel make their final summations, we're going to take some calls from across the country."

Where does the news come from? And where does fake news come from?

Erdogan.

'Your honor, I move that we have a change of venue. Pretrial publicity has made it impossible for us to get high ratings in this county.'

power of press

The Sword and the Rupert Stone

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

"Ahh!! What are these people waiting for?!! Don't they know we've had this story ready for weeks?!!"

Unprofessional Journalists.

News of the World

'Miss Grimshaw, call maintenance - all sorts of slimy creatures are coming out of the woodwork!'

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

"Do I have to answer that? I wanted to sell all this stuff to the tabloids!"

Instant Paparazzi Photographs

Trial by Media

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Squeezing the Free Press.

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Gay Times...

If nobody had invented graphics

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

A little bird told me...

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."