Media Advertiser Prints

'I'll consider it serious, when the Sandra Fluke incident causes my good far-right Republican friends to start dropping me.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'How fast can you hype?'

Director/Action Man toy.

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Creative department

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

Direct Marketing...

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

Infinity Tavern

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

Honesty in retail

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

They get into debt so fast these days...

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

The Doorway to Ideas

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."