Advertiser's Ally Prints

'Your show attracts the 16-34 year olds we want, but our survey shows that none of them has any money!'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Director/Action Man toy.

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Creative department

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

Infinity Tavern

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

They get into debt so fast these days...

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

Honesty in retail

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

The Doorway to Ideas

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'