Creative Advertisers Prints

Cowboy 'Clients' and Indian 'Ad agencies' looking for dollars,

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Direct Marketing...

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

As Seen Watching TV

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

Sugar Fix.

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

'Is this the new product?' - 'Yes, a rocket filled with cornflakes.'

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

'This space could be working for you' - entrepreneurs concert.

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

Creative Director skipping through an advertising portfolio.

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

"The cover has to be such that customers can't judge the content of the book by it."

"Get lost. Besides, who ever heard of Girl Scout manicotti?!"

"The guts of the plan, JB, is that we make you into something of a sex object"

Something Grown Something Shot.

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

'Thank you for picking me as your ATM machine...but before I dispense your money, here's a word from Ed's Bar & Grill...'

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"I know you suprstars make a fortune from it but you're taking this advertising too far!"

'A new concept. The inside out house.'

"We're going to spend £5M to put over the message that our product is so good it sells itself!"

'See anything in marketing?'

'This is built on an historic location. It was the first garbage dump in the country.'

Taster's Choice. The Movie. TC. Making films from old TV shows is one thing, but