Creative Marketers Prints

"Get lost. Besides, who ever heard of Girl Scout manicotti?!"

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

Pole Vault Rules

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

"Are we overthinking this?"

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

'Hey! We've never tried a 'pity' strategy before...'

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

Sugar Fix.

'Is this the new product?' - 'Yes, a rocket filled with cornflakes.'

'I'm sending him out to drum up new business.'

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

"Charles here isn't just a duck; he's a duck with a vision."

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

'This space could be working for you' - entrepreneurs concert.

"Monsieur Proust, we would like to discuss product placement for one of our cakes...."

'It's perfect ... except the client wants their name to be twice as big as the art.'

Ralph Higgleton, marketing prodigy.

Sun Dried Ice Cubes

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"

"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."

Think Tank