Media Advertiser Mugs

'I'll consider it serious, when the Sandra Fluke incident causes my good far-right Republican friends to start dropping me.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'How fast can you hype?'

Director/Action Man toy.

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Creative department

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

Direct Marketing...

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

They get into debt so fast these days...

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

Honesty in retail

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

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