Med School Visionary Gifts

Doctor sits near work boxes labelled; 'NHS' and 'Private'.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Little doctor.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

Kids Playing Doctor.

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

'A woman obsetrician! What do women know about that sort of thing?'

"To be honest, most of our work involves reassuring patients until nature cures them..."

"When they said they were bringing in students I thought they meant MEDICAL students."

DNA doctor

Med School Mascots.

Start up

"I'm starting a Kickstarter campaign to fund a rival to Kickstarter."

"Yes, but...will it scale?"

"Before we start planning our next brilliant foray into the global economy, I suggest we first figure out how we're going to pay our local electric bill!"

"Fire is going to be the new content."

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

'He's pre-med.'

"So. . . how did our first-stage financing go today?"

"One day, son, all this will be yaws."

'Dad, I want to be a doctor like you when I grow up!'

'How's the spleen?' 'The spleen? Where is it?' 'I never studied the spleen.' 'I was left back in my spleen class.' 'I failed spleen.' 'I thought we didn't have to know the spleen.'

"I'm starting a startup that helps other startups start up."

Neil Armstrong 1930-2012

"Doctor, have you any advice to offer a young man who would love to be a physician but whose crowded schedule simply doesn't permit time for medical school?"

I'm going to grow up to be an educator. Excellent, dear. Teaching is a noble profession! No, Nana. I'm going to be an educational expert. Coming up with theories on how to run schools. Teaching is much too hard! Amen!

Medical School. I'm thinking about going into obstetrics because I like meeting "new" people.

These magazines are all current! You can tell he's fresh out of medical school.'