Med School Visionary Pillows

Doctor sits near work boxes labelled; 'NHS' and 'Private'.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Little doctor.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

Kids Playing Doctor.

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

'A woman obsetrician! What do women know about that sort of thing?'

Start up

"When they said they were bringing in students I thought they meant MEDICAL students."

DNA doctor

"To be honest, most of our work involves reassuring patients until nature cures them..."

"Yes, but...will it scale?"

"Before we start planning our next brilliant foray into the global economy, I suggest we first figure out how we're going to pay our local electric bill!"

"Fire is going to be the new content."

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

'He's pre-med.'

"So. . . how did our first-stage financing go today?"

'Dad, I want to be a doctor like you when I grow up!'

"One day, son, all this will be yaws."

'How's the spleen?' 'The spleen? Where is it?' 'I never studied the spleen.' 'I was left back in my spleen class.' 'I failed spleen.' 'I thought we didn't have to know the spleen.'

"I'm starting a startup that helps other startups start up."

Neil Armstrong 1930-2012

"Doctor, have you any advice to offer a young man who would love to be a physician but whose crowded schedule simply doesn't permit time for medical school?"

These magazines are all current! You can tell he's fresh out of medical school.'

"You think of it as an expensive bottle of French wine... whereas, I see it as a cheap vacation."