Meat Industry Jesters Pillows

'She's a pain in my meat by-products.'

"I hate performance review season."

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

'It must be a milkfish.'

Jeff hated performance reviews.

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

"Sir, Sparky is here for his 3:00 pm throw."

' I hope you're not trying to suggest that I don't pay you enough Foster ! '

Ostrich Farm

"So you've been here three years. Just what is your name? I need it for the downsizing list."

'He must be the real Santa... He was the only sober guy at the Xmas party!'

'I ran with them once.'

'How do you like this one?...Inflatable dart board.'

"I'll have my people call your people."

'Er, Jane, if my wife's kidnappers ring I'm in a meeting.'

"Congratulations! I'm promoting you to be my food taster!"

Todays Special: Vented Spleen.

"Ooh...this looks like fun. I could do with a good giggle!"

Work/Life Balance.

The Apis Dance Studio

The end of the world is at hand: '10... 9... 8... 7...'

Don't be such a poor loser. You knew this would happen when you lost the Flopsies account !

Turkey Hostage.

Help Wanted Signs Explained.