Meat Culture Pillows

Family Butcher.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Important Food Groups

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

"Is it free-range?"

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

*=Hotdog

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"Veal or non-veal?"

Down on Her.

'The butler did it.'

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

Pigs at butcher: 'One day son, all this will be you..'

"Appetizer is almost done."

Chick in noodle soup.

Cooked rare.