Meat Culinary Pillows

Cow with meat diagrams - tree with furniture diagrams.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Counting ribs

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Soup of the month.

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Rump roast?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Garden.

Important Food Groups

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Too much cilantro

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

Queen of Quinoa

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Holiday Supplies

I love Cannelloni

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"The bagels are better in New York."

"Please don't kill me."

The Perfect Foil

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'