Meat Culinary Pillows

Cow with meat diagrams - tree with furniture diagrams.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Counting ribs

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Soup of the month.

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"Rump roast?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Garden.

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

Too much cilantro

Important Food Groups

Queen of Quinoa

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

I love Cannelloni

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

Holiday Supplies

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"The bagels are better in New York."

The Perfect Foil

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"Please don't kill me."

"What's happened to Quiche?"

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."