Measurement Systems T-Shirts

New Scotland Metre.

Guys from other countries need time to adjust to playing in America. It's a game of inches and they grew up with the metric system.

"You'll appreciate that it's now half a kilo of tuppeny rice."

30.48 cm Hot Dogs

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

The Bearskin Hat Family

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

Scales

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?"

Hectare?

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

'I'm sorry I ever told them it's a game of inches.'

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"

'What's a cubic foot?' - 'Whatever it is claim compensation.'

Lady Justice using metric scales.

Whatever ran over the poor guy really left some marks. Tape measure.

'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all -- we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

"Well done Fred, you've lost a bit more..."

'Yes, my good man, we'll have the '02 Vin de Table - and make it the 1.5 meter bottle.'

"We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. They're using the metric system."

Carpenter

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve.'

"I am sorry to inform you that you are displaying early signs of senile dimensiona Mr Johnson."

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Time Scales