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'You weigh 14 pints.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

The Bearskin Hat Family

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

Scales

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?"

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

Hectare?

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

'I'm sorry I ever told them it's a game of inches.'

'What's a cubic foot?' - 'Whatever it is claim compensation.'

Whatever ran over the poor guy really left some marks. Tape measure.

Non-metric speak your weight machine

Lady Justice using metric scales.

'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all -- we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

"Well done Fred, you've lost a bit more..."

'Yes, my good man, we'll have the '02 Vin de Table - and make it the 1.5 meter bottle.'

"We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. They're using the metric system."

Time Scales

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve.'

"I am sorry to inform you that you are displaying early signs of senile dimensiona Mr Johnson."

Warranty Void

Carpenter

New Scotland Metre.

"This snake measures 24 inches."

"Sorry, guys, but we'll have to take back your medals. We got feet and meters mixed up."