Measurement Systems Prints

New Scotland Metre.

"You'll appreciate that it's now half a kilo of tuppeny rice."

30.48 cm Hot Dogs

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

The Bearskin Hat Family

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

Scales

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?"

'I'm sorry I ever told them it's a game of inches.'

'What's a cubic foot?' - 'Whatever it is claim compensation.'

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"

Lady Justice using metric scales.

'Yes, my good man, we'll have the '02 Vin de Table - and make it the 1.5 meter bottle.'

'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all -- we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

"Well done Fred, you've lost a bit more..."

"We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. They're using the metric system."

Time Scales

"I am sorry to inform you that you are displaying early signs of senile dimensiona Mr Johnson."

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve.'

Warranty Void

Carpenter

'If you didn't know how long a cubit was, you should have asked...'

"This snake measures 24 inches."

37.85 Litres Hats

'He says we have to change our name to the Kilo Shop.'