Meal Prep Powerhouse T-Shirts

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

'I sent out for everything.'

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Hungry child

'Like death by salad.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Horn of Leftovers

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Fridge-to-table"

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

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"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"We merged to save through volume buying."

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

A spider meal prepping

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

Anatomy of a freezer drawer

'I found a way to make dinner in half the time. I don't finish it.'

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"

'I like to puree before I crunch the numbers.'

"It looks like a lot, but I microwave it throughout the week."

'Say, did you guys catch that report on the most important meal of the day?' ... 'I swear Breakfast, if you don't shut up already...'