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'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.'

'I sent out for everything.'

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Hungry child

'Like death by salad.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Horn of Leftovers

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"If you find a shiny lure in your fish dinner, the chef would like it back. He needs to catch more fish for dinner."

"Fridge-to-table"

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

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"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

"We merged to save through volume buying."

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

A spider meal prepping

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"

'I found a way to make dinner in half the time. I don't finish it.'

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

Anatomy of a freezer drawer

'Say, did you guys catch that report on the most important meal of the day?' ... 'I swear Breakfast, if you don't shut up already...'

'I hope you like it. I call it refrigerator cleanout casserole.'

'I'm busy. Can you make it yourself?'

'OK that's ten pieces of silver each, except for Judas...you had the Greek salad and the cheese platter, so you owe thirty pieces of silver.'

'I don't eat red meat, remember?'

"It's a supermarket convenience meal, you just pop it in the oven and let the local grocer simmer"

'Dressing the Salad. Why?'