Meal Mismatch Navigator T-Shirts

Bring humor to their wardrobe with T-shirts featuring witty designs inspired by meal mismatches and kitchen humor, perfect for casual days filled with culinary fun.

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'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

Bad for you but to die for

Bad for you but to die for

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."

"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

"Stress is often associated with feelings of 'isolation'...It's really important that you see yourself as valued, as useful!"

"Stress is often associated with feelings of 'isolation'...It's really important that you see yourself as valued, as useful!"

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

"A number of items on that menu are consistently chosen by an overwhelming majority of the American people."

"A number of items on that menu are consistently chosen by an overwhelming majority of the American people."

Adam and Eve - Food scares

Adam and Eve - Food scares

"I mean, he does have a point."

"I mean, he does have a point."

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

Shrink

Shrink

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

'Your check? Certainly,sir -- would you like it itemized?'

'Your check? Certainly,sir -- would you like it itemized?'

Mixed marriage: food fight

Mixed marriage: food fight

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"Page 1 is 'Best-Sellers.' Page 2 is 'Advice, How-To, and Miscellaneous,' and on the back is 'And Bear in Mind.' "

"Page 1 is 'Best-Sellers.' Page 2 is 'Advice, How-To, and Miscellaneous,' and on the back is 'And Bear in Mind.' "

'Careful,dear- don't order anything you can't pronounce.'

'Careful,dear- don't order anything you can't pronounce.'

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

'The Chef's Salad isn't available today. She ate it herself.'

'The Chef's Salad isn't available today. She ate it herself.'

Food Blog

Food Blog

"Hey, guess what we're having for dinner tomorrow."

"Hey, guess what we're having for dinner tomorrow."

"I'm not quite ready to order. My lawyers are still studying the menu."

"I'm not quite ready to order. My lawyers are still studying the menu."

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

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Meal Mismatch Navigator Mugs

Explore our amusing collection of mugs that highlight the fun side of meal mismatches—perfect for coffee or tea lovers with a sense of humor.

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