Meal Mismatch Navigator Mugs

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

Bad for you but to die for

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

"Stress is often associated with feelings of 'isolation'...It's really important that you see yourself as valued, as useful!"

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

"A number of items on that menu are consistently chosen by an overwhelming majority of the American people."

Adam and Eve - Food scares

"I mean, he does have a point."

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

Shrink

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

'Your check? Certainly,sir -- would you like it itemized?'

Mixed marriage: food fight

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"Page 1 is 'Best-Sellers.' Page 2 is 'Advice, How-To, and Miscellaneous,' and on the back is 'And Bear in Mind.' "

'Careful,dear- don't order anything you can't pronounce.'

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

'The Chef's Salad isn't available today. She ate it herself.'

Food Blog

"Hey, guess what we're having for dinner tomorrow."

"I'm not quite ready to order. My lawyers are still studying the menu."

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm